I'm an eighth generation cowboy, third generation Army brat and prospective Strategic Military Interpreter/Special Forces Team commander. Along with English, I can speak German, Russian, Georgian, and a little bit of Arabic. I've invented countless alphabets and phonetic systems, although finding them is a different trick altogether.
I'm also a sharpshooter and exhibition knife thrower... so don't mess with my girl or you'll pay dearly.
Only joking. But seriously. She's mine, and she's got a ring to prove it.