Well internet, you asked for it, and now here it is: the very first of its kind (as far as I can tell) "The Sarcasm font". (no seriously, the neccesitation of a sarcasm font has been a popular meme, look it up) As a derivative of "Neue Noir", I'd like to thank Insidious for making this font possible. (Who hasn't been on apparently since 2009 and thusly will never see this.)
I needed a nice big bold font and his was perfect for what I had in mind. Not nearly as aesthetic as I was hoping for, but oooh! Its just dripping with sarcasm!